⚙ Client
Portal Ref. 001
GNU Terry Pratchett

Technology is magic. We make it affordable.*

Est. in the Year of the Industrious Frog
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Technology consulting† and the creation of practical enchantments for those who have better things to do than worry about whether the thing will work.

Our Workings
I. Transcription Stream
Turn-key diarization Words, plucked from the air and attributed to their speakers with an accuracy that would make any stenographer nervous.
II. Synop Stream
Editor-grade synopses, on autopilot Sits through three-hour meetings, hearings, and podcasts so you don’t have to — and returns a properly organised synopsis. Names spelled correctly; quotes attributed.
III. Phomymo
Label designer for Phomemo printers Completely free.‡
IV. LocalDeal.app
Discount codes & business collaboration Commerce that benefits everyone involved. A radical notion, apparently.
V. C2B Wizard
Confluence-to-BookStack migration Smuggles your documentation out of Confluence and resettles it in the daylight of BookStack. The pages, we’re told, are grateful.
VI. Chromatic Depths
Tower defence, with extra colour Arrange luminous towers in pleasing patterns whilst unpleasant things attempt to disturb them. Pleasingly retrograde, in every respect.
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Drop Us a Line

Got a problem worth solving? A question nobody’s answered properly? A small piece of software you suspect ought to exist by now? Tell us about it. We read every message ourselves.

Field Observation

The thing about technology is that it is magic. Real magic. The kind where you speak words into a glass rectangle and someone on the other side of the world hears you. The difference is, this magic actually works reliably.§

— Management
Annotations & Clarifications

* As Moist von Lipwig once observed of the Post Office, it was magic that ordinary people could afford. We feel the same way about technology. Someone has to.

† We say “consulting” rather than “wizardry” primarily for tax purposes. The Unseen University takes a dim view of unlicensed practitioners, and frankly, their paperwork is terrifying. Forms in triplicate, counter-signed by an imp, witnessed by someone who doesn’t technically exist.

‡ Actually free. Not “free after you’ve signed over your immortal soul” free. Not “free but we’re harvesting your data to sell to entities of dubious intent” free. Just… free. We made a thing. It works. You can have it.

§ Well. Usually reliably. We’re not making any promises about Mercury retrograde.

Terms of Engagement
No imps were harmed in the making of this establishment. We cannot be held responsible for any philosophical revelations occurring during use of our services. Results may vary depending on local reality conditions.
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